na which person babe wan disgrace us for here so?,” the guy that attacked me earlier asked while we laughed. One of the guys in the table got up to where his girlfriend was twerking and carried her to sit on his lap while he gave her water to drink. ” omo, your dis night don set for you and your babe o, na steady banging till ona quench, kpanshing from kitchen- to-bathroom-to-bed, make sure say ona finish all the styles and positions from missionary, scissors, cow girl, reverse cow-girl, snake in the monkey shadow style make you round am up with doggy style, but abeg nor shift her womb o” a guy in our midst told the guy whose gf was tipsy while we all laughed out loud. “you sure say dat guy neva high so, which one be snake in the monkey shadow style again na?” i asked no one in particular and our table vibrated with laughter while one guy choke. “you go laugh kill yourself o, dis wan wen drink dey your mouth and you dey laugh so, you wan laugh die abi,” i said while he gave me signal with his hand stop while he held his chest as he tried to calm himself down from laughing.
“What goes around comes around like a hoola hoop Karma is a bitch Well just make sure that bitch is beautiful” – Lil Wayne (She will ft drake) That line from Lil wayne best describes what happen next in our table some moments later as the guy that attacked me earlier entered the realm of highness. “oboy, make ona nor enter motor leave me, see as ona talk dey make cold dey catch me” he said as he pulled off his shirt while we all laughed at our new ‘royal highness’. Shayo na bastard o (ask Falz). “Shey na dis one dey make mouth for here since, dey rake anyhow say na today we go seperate the boys from men, see as he dey disgrace im ancestors for here now” i said while everyone in the table laughed. The guy just looked at us and started laughing like a mad fool while he sat on the floor. ” eya, see as village people tey locate dis guy at dis very ungodly hour, chai” i said while everyone laughed again. Shebi he was attacking me earlier, it was my time to shine after all shey dem say “he who laugh last, laugh best” i ensured to pay him back in his own coin that night. “people wey produce drink dey advice ona say make dem drink responsibly, dis one no gree, see as dis family man sit down for ground dey disgrace himself now” i added. “guy take am easy na, you and the guy get beef before?” another guy in the table asked me while laughing. ” oma, you need to see as dis guy dey attack me when i tey say make dem give me viju milk o, na so he just dey blast me left and right dat time dey form oga, like say dem dey give award for who sabi drink pass, last-last, how e con be now? Shey you see as he sit down for ground like who wan learn crase, abeg chain dey there?” i asked the guy. ” your mouth no good” another guy replied me while our drunkard continued laughing while asking for a bottle of drink. I gladly opened a black bullet and gave it to him, afterall, there is a saying that “what is worth doing, is worth doing well”, so as he don start him highness so, make he just high to the highest state. (i’m not wicked, don’t look at me like that) The drunk fellow stood up and collected the drink from me with a smiling face and the next i saw was that he poured the content of can on his head. Laughed almost killed me as i sat down and held my chest, next thing we heard was “my eye o! My eye o! I don die o!” our royal highness screamed as he stood up about to run while meekest and other guys held him before i collected a can water from the table and poured on his face to wash away the drink. After washing his face, the guy sat down, rested his head on the table and slept off. ” see as he be! Anyday he open dat him wide mouth take rake for drink again, i go burst im head!” i said while i pointed at him and covered his head with his shirt. He woke up some minutes later and carried his chair to the middle, sat down and slept off again while we laughed. “make we snap and video dis guy, cos if we tell am later say him off(high), he nor go beleive, make we keep evidence to back up our claims later cos dis guy go follow us argue am later” i said as i brought out my phone and snapped our guy who was on another level, he was on his singlet and i took some empty bottles and placed on his hands and placed some around the chair he sat and took some shots. Some other guys went to pose behind and beside him while we took differents shots with his royal highness. We did it for fun though, some people took another round of drinks before we later left Legit around 3am that day. We went home slept and woke up around some minutes to 11am that day before we tidied the house and refreshed ourselves. None of us had the strength to cook that morning, so we opted to buy food from Mama Elohor( Restaurant) that we ate that morning before my brother, meekest, Azo and Jay, Cy and some babes and i went to swim in Amena resort that afternoon and it we had fun in the pool again that day. (story for another day). Fastforward to the next week monday, we supposed to start test that week but it was postponed and i felt angry and happy. I felt angry cos the test was postponed after all the preparation i had made. And i felt happy for the postponement cos that would buy me more time for more preparations. (wat am i even saying sef) . That day after class, i went home refreshed and slept and when i woke up, i felt hungry and when i got to the kitchen, i lost the strength to light the gas to prepare something light, so i went back to the room, picked my phone and dialed meekest number. ” hwfa bros, wetin you cook?” i asked him immediately he answered the call. “i cook egusi soup” he replied. “abeg if eba nor dey, make before i reach there, hunger wan shift my spinal cord” i said as he laughed while i ended the call and put some clothes on before i left for his place. When i got there, what i saw shocked me.